October 5, 2010
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U Bull Shit career talk…其實上年都聽過, 問題又問過, powerpoint同上年都幾乎一樣…不過…都係去左睇下…聽下d人問問題, 都幾有趣…
(以下問題經中文翻譯及搞笑處理)
“我想問下呢, U Bull Shit 既international bakery division, 同Godiva Sucks, Mother Sucker既同一個division有咩分別?”果個I Baker(我無串錯字!!!我無打漏個n字!!!)既答案如下
(以下回答經中文翻譯及搞笑處理)
“丫, 我早排interview果陣都問左呢條問題, 其實答案真係好簡單, 我地既焗爐…勁lor! (英文原文: We are strong!)起好多個國際面包排行榜入面… 我地一直都排起好高既位置架啦~!”成個career talk, 呢句We are Strong先係重點, 小弟真係…受教了
類似既論調, 其實都聽過無限次啦, 某位朋友都講過, 問你點解揀呢間面包公司, 內容未必係好重要, 重點係你要show 到你既presentation skills出黎, 呢間面包公司同其他公司有咩分別, 其實都係一樣… We are Strong, 佢答緊問題咩? 唔係, 佢唔係話We are Stronger than others, 淨係We are strong者, 唔imply任何difference…答呢d問題個重點唔係difference度, 我唔需要答到話U Bull Shit 起大中華地區既market share比起Godiva Sucks高出百分之五點零一, 唔需要答到Mother Sucker既Market Capitalization 比U Bull Shit少14個Trillion, 我要答到既係”We are Strong”, 然後present下U Bull Shit有幾Strong.
所以, 上年我挖空心思, prep到盡左去答Counter Strike果條…”點解你揀Counter Strike”係錯左方向…
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