September 16, 2012
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最後呢個禮拜乜都唔洗做…
星期一Client Data Service同Client Web UI integrate唔到，朝頭早嘈左一大輪
我呢D做backend既彩你都有味，開iPad玩MegaRun算星期二準備下presentation, hea下hea下又過左
星期三入Stamford, 話比成朝時間我地準備presentation, 結果坐左成朝;下晝training暫停左一個鐘比我地睇iPhone 5發佈
星期四Final Presentation, 我又唔識果班美國老細, 又只係負責講一張slide, 真係求lun其present完收工算數
放工之後跟住Vicky未婚夫參觀下最世界最大既Trading FLoor, 再坐Qin Yao架寶馬去食中菜…
鞋…你地最多都係大我一兩年者...
星期五…Last day, 分明佢地就無野好做, 搵左個HR黎講MBTI…IT Mentors無聊到要我地晢條片比黎緊London既GTP睇, 話比D tips佢地…食完pizza之後又玩marshmallow challenge, 同睇片…睇黎呢班IT mentors真係好多鐘意拍片…
其中一段片係班lecturer玩role play教…我都唔知佢教乜,好似想教service oriented architecture又好似想教電腦進化史, 用ETV既形容拍出黎…
睇完之後完全明白點解US既high school student讀math學到quadratic equation果陣，功課係創作一隻quadratic equation舞曲, 上堂表演出黎加強學生記憶…負b正負b square減4ac over2a真係咁難記咩...
呢條片比我既印象都無比深刻，點解成班幾十歲既人可以咁認真咁拍條咁kai既片出黎, 仲要播比人地睇...星期四present之前，HR喊左一次，話好開心見到我地有咁大進步
佢喊果陣我真係呆左, 你識我地一個月ja wor, 會唔會感情豐富左D？
點知星期五某D GTP都喊埋一份…睇黎我真係太唔投入呢個training…短短幾個禮拜已經建立到咁深既relationship?小弟英文能力有限，可以同鬼佬到，但係要做friend，飲酒，真係做唔到
成個training入面我好似有7成既時間都係講普通話=.=...last day三點鐘就完，之後去China Town唱K
哎左兩次死了都要愛…死了夜晚食左餐廣東菜，真係十足十香港味道
Kyle夜晚仲叫人去佢屋企飲酒…Qin Yao, ying fei, tian han又真係去架wor
最犀利既係連ying xuan一點鐘果陣都話去…不過凌晨三點又放左人地飛機=.=星期六搭飛機番香港
起機上睇左Men in Black III, What to expect when you're expecting(港譯：潮爆生仔秘及）, 大追捕, 文雀, Snow white and the huntsman（港譯：白雪公主奇幻復仇記）
最尾果套真係垃圾到飛起…Twilight 個女主角做白雪公主…OMG…====
都唔知做過D乜，咁就完左個GTP Training
以為HR會幫我book埋機票, 所以一直都無理…直至七月其他GTP都黎到，知道有HR問佢地拎資料book機票，淨係唔問我…拿拿聲去問下HR點解唔同我book
「你一早黎到啦，洗乜我同你book者，你自己識得上公司邊度邊度book架啦」
就係因為我遲過人book, 無曬Economy Class…逼住我搭Premium Economy =ppp
有個好好戴既耳機，有埋牙刷，個menu又唔同D，杯面生果無限量供應，一上機就有熱毛巾抹手，即刻有橙汁飲同派水，勁爽=p
都係講番個training
1st day 1 hour briefing
2nd-4th day GTP Discovery Training
5th-8th day Financial Training
9th-last day Technology Training詳細講下Technology Training 啦…
玩過marshmallow challenge, 拍過片introduce yourself, 聽左唔少無乜用既lecture, 同做左個兩個幾星期既project個project係要我地66個GTP一齊develop一個system出黎…IT Mentors話之前幾年都係佢地比system requirement, 我諗佢地覺得比requirement人呢個位真係好難做, 所以今年改成我地自己諗requirement比自己做…
佢地比既overall requirement就係要整一個集trading, client relationship management同financial analysis於一身既system, 有n個component: Transactional Database, Stock Data Service, Client Data Service, Admin UI, FA UI, Client Web app, client mobile app, architecture and security, analytics, analytical database, project management, infrastructure, client experience
自由分組，原本諗住做mobile app既我去到見到成組都係印度人，都係轉去做transactional database…計埋找都係得三個人：tarang同ying-fei
IT Mentors都話，呢個project如果少人D既話都好易做，66個人一齊做幾乎係無可能完成…communication既問題遠遠大過technical既問題…特別係起果個wifi咁廢既地方，information flow得好慢，有D野幾個人圍內決定左，個decision無announce比全世界知…呢D問題唔係幾多份document就可以搞得掂..反正太多document都未必會有人睇
IT Mentors想我地揀組果時可以自由D，由自由既角度黎睇係好事既，可惜搞到分佈唔係好平均, client mobile app有成7個人, client web app得番1個人…搞到兩組最後要合拼…好似我果組同FA UI咁，都係得3個人…database 都尚算易做…FA UI得3個人又係唔realistic既…
基於時間上既問題…有好多要一早做定既野例如architecture design同client experience都同其他野同步開發…咁梗係唔掂啦…最簡單既好似client experience team起臨integration phase先整好css, 果時client UI / admin UI都整好左啦...要人地整好曬先跟你？點跟呀…
成個project最大敗筆就係連IT Mentors都一早話唔expect我地做到，最後個presentation唔需要live demo, 於是當我見到有D野唔work果陣我都可以好心安理得咁講：反正最後都人睇你得唔得…為乜要咁辛苦呢…結果client UI同client data service integrate唔到, client UI拍simulation果陣全部用曬fake data, what the fuck? 如果個個team都可以用fake data既，咁transactional database就唔需要存在啦
有個唔係好關事既observation, 呢個project入面做developer既唔係Chinese就係Indian, 我果組得我一個developer啦, stock data service係tian han, he li, kenny, client data service係jerry, ted, kyle, admin UI係tony, 加兩個indian…FA UI全team chinese…client UI全indian…鬼佬programming真係咁差架咩=.=?
起呢個training入面我起碼聽過兩次：tech底好既鬼佬都去曬google amazon apple Blizzard Microsoft eBay果D啦…黎得bank既tech人已經係second tier…中國雖然有百度騰訊…但係可以黎外國做野始終係吸引D，至於香港…根本就無tech firm…
講起地區問題…今次training有三十幾個人係US base, 淨低係APAC base, 計國籍既話我諗最多American, 跟住到Chinese, 到Indian…少數族yui既有Hong Konger, Singaporean, 秘魯人, 尼日利亞人, 緬din人, 中東人, 馬來西亞人...
Hong Kong office 10個GTP得3個係香港人, Singapore office我搵左好耐都只係搵到兩個正宗singaporean, 其他都係mainland China / Indian =.=…
由於有好多唔係computer出身既人…好多野要由頭教過…連咩係waterfall都未講已經教Agile, 又講testing又講Oracle vs SQL講Service Oriented Architecture講Java講C#, 老老實實，本身識既唔洗聽你講；唔識既聽完都唔會明…都唔知教黎為乜
呢個training…真係...
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